Jokes about old people dating
After that dam broke, social disapproval could no longer protect our young men from sexy senior seductresses. While young men have always sought no-strings sex with ladies who can pay for their own meal, older women only recently took advantage, or at least stopped doing it covertly.He was not only our wisest Founding Father, he was also our smoothest playboy.
She says to a man next to her: 'The driver just insulted me! Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.'It also features risqué jokes about religion, anorexia - and animal cruelty. I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs. 'I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller", he said "Not you again".' 14. 'A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The bus driver says: 'Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!
But I maybe make a man laugh once every other month.
On one hand, we live in the golden age of female comedy.
Tina Fey, Lena Dunham, Mindy Kaling, Abbi Jacobson, Ilana Glazer, and their ilk certainly aren’t the first women to have wildly popular TV shows based entirely around their own funniness.
Young people used to show more respect, these days it's just cartoon after cartoon of hilarious 'geezer gags' that keep reminding us of the lighter, funnier side of old age. WATCH: These Over 70s Have Better Dance Moves Than You!